20 Common Household Things To Use As A Dildo
Let’s be real, when the mood hits and your favorite toy is dead, lost, or miles away, your eyes start scanning the room…
Could that work? Maybe this?
Welcome to the wild, slightly chaotic world of homemade sex toys where creativity meets climax.
Before you start inserting just anything, let’s get one thing straight: not every household item is sex-safe. But with the right prep, cleaning, and precautions, some common items around your house can double as surprisingly satisfying DIY alternatives.
Whether you’re broke, bored, or just curious, this guide breaks down 20 things you can safely use as a dildo, what to avoid, and when it’s time to ditch the hacks and get a real toy. Ready to get crafty with your climax?
A Quick Word Before You DIY: Safety First
Before we dive into the creative world of makeshift pleasure, let’s get one thing straight: just because it fits, doesn’t mean it’s safe. Your body deserves more than a reckless experiment so let’s cover the essentials first.
What Makes a Household Item Safe to Use?
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Smooth Surface: Avoid anything sharp, jagged, or splintered (wood, glass, or cracked plastic = big no).
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Non-Porous Material: Porous items (like some plastics or vegetables without a condom) can trap bacteria and lead to infections.
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Proper Size and Shape: If it’s too wide, long, or has a flared base for anal play, it’s not safe. Yes, anal toys require that flared base to avoid “vanishing acts.”
What to Avoid at All Costs
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Anything that vibrates but isn’t waterproof or body-safe (like electric toothbrush heads or massagers without casing)
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Items that can break inside you (e.g., glass bottles, light bulbs—never!)
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Anything too small that could get lost inside (especially for anal play)
What Can I Use as a Dildo? 20 Creative, Common Items
Fruit & Veggies (With Precautions)
When nature’s bounty looks suspiciously shaped for pleasure, you’re not alone. Fruits and vegetables have long been the go-to for many curious beginners experimenting with homemade sex toys—but they need prep.
- Cucumber – Cool, firm, and available in multiple sizes. Pick one without spikes or rough skin.
- Banana (unpeeled) – Choose a slightly unripe one so it stays firm. Always use a condom—it bruises easily.
- Zucchini – Softer than cucumber but still has the right shape and give.
- Carrot – Be careful of the tip! Round it off if needed, and avoid sharp, tapered edges.
- Eggplant – Thicker and heavier—only for experienced users who want to feel full. Trim the cap and wrap well.
Safety Tips
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Always wash thoroughly before use.
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Wrap in a strong condom to prevent breakage, juices, or bacteria transfer.
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Generously use water-based lube to avoid friction or micro-tears.
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Never insert anything raw or unprotected—this isn’t a salad. It’s your body.
Bathroom & Bedroom Helpers
Sometimes pleasure hides in plain sight—right next to your toothbrush or makeup kit. These everyday bathroom and bedroom objects can be repurposed into DIY sex toys, but again, safety first.
Here’s what to consider:
- Electric Toothbrush (Base Only) Flip it around and use the smooth base—not the bristled head. Some users love the low vibration it gives off, but be careful—many aren’t waterproof and can short-circuit near moisture.
- Hairbrush Handle Look for one with a smooth, rounded end. Avoid pointy or textured grips, and definitely don’t use the bristle side (your vagina is not a detangler).
- Candle (Unlit, Rounded Base) A thick, unlit pillar candle with a flat or rounded base can be used, but make sure the wax is solid (never use soft beeswax types). Wrap it in a condom for added safety.
- Mascara Tube Slim, sleek, and surprisingly satisfying for clit stimulation. Best for external teasing only don’t insert it, as it’s too small and may cause injury or get stuck.
- Deodorant Bottle (Roll-On or Rounded Cap) The curved tops of certain roll-on bottles resemble a small vibrator or even an egg-shaped penis. Sanitize it well, wrap it in a condom, and use lube. Never use aerosol cans or pressurized containers.
Kitchen Tools & Bottles
If you’ve ever stared at your kitchen drawer and thought "What can I use as a dildo?"—you’re not alone. Some utensils and containers are shaped suspiciously well for stimulation. The trick? Only use the smooth, non-breakable, and body-safe options.
- Silicone Spatula Handle Soft, flexible, and often seamless. Perfect for external teasing or shallow penetration. Avoid metal cores or sharp edges.
- Whisk Handle Only the handle—not the looped wires. If it's rounded and stainless steel or silicone-coated, wrap it in a condom and give it a whirl (gently).
- Smooth Spice Jar Think small cylindrical glass or plastic spice jars. Must have a rounded edge and be uncracked. Use a thick condom to avoid breakage risk, and never thrust aggressively with glass.
- Wine Bottle Neck A classic DIY move. Choose bottles with a short, curved neck, not long ones. Chill it slightly for a sensual temperature play—but never freeze or heat it. Glass is unforgiving.
- Reusable Water Bottle Wide mouths, smooth bodies, and ergonomic shapes can work. Stick to stainless steel or BPA-free plastic, and avoid ridged or textured designs.
Stationery & Miscellaneous
You don’t need a full toy drawer to get creative—sometimes, your desk or gym bag is hiding potential pleasure tools in plain sight. While these DIY sex toy ideas may not scream “sensual,” they can surprise you with their shape and utility… if used carefully.
- Highlighter: Slim, rounded, and often smooth-surfaced. Great for clitoral or nipple stimulation. Too short and narrow for safe penetration, but can work well as a men’s sex toy for external teasing.
- Flashlight (Rounded Base): Only consider those with a completely sealed, rounded bottom. Some models even resemble mini strokers or plugs. Can be used in solo gay sex toy exploration with extreme caution.
- Glue Stick (Jumbo Size): Surprisingly smooth and just the right size for external stimulation. Never use glue-covered sticks (obviously). Clean, wrap, and stick to external zones only.
- Massage Roller: Rounded or ball-tipped rollers (like those used for facial massage or pain relief) can deliver amazing clit or perineum pressure. Some resemble vibrating massagers when manually used.
- Empty Lipstick Tube: Small, sleek, and easy to grip. Best for teasing sensitive areas like nipples, clitoris, or the frenulum. Can mimic the feel of a bullet vibe—but much less powerful.
Don’t Have the Time to Create a Dildo Now?
No stress we get it. Sometimes you want instant satisfaction without raiding your kitchen or cleaning up a DIY experiment afterward. If you're craving heat, vibration, and body-safe pleasure with zero guesswork, skip the hacks and try a purpose-built toy.
Frequently Asked Questions
What can I use as a dildo at home?
You can safely use objects like smooth fruit (e.g., cucumber, zucchini), silicone spatula handles, or even the base of an electric toothbrush—as long as they’re clean, non-porous, and wrapped in a condom. Always avoid sharp, fragile, or toxic materials.
Is it safe to use food as a sex toy?
It depends. Firm veggies like carrots or cucumbers can be used safely when cleaned and covered with a condom. Avoid soft, mushy items or anything that could break, leak, or get lost inside.
Can I use coconut oil as lube with a homemade toy?
Coconut oil can work for external play, but don’t use it with condoms—it weakens latex and increases the risk of breakage. For DIY toys, stick with water-based or silicone-based lubes, depending on the material.
Are DIY sex toys safe for anal play?
Only if they have a wide, flared base to prevent slipping too far in. Avoid anything small, narrow, or with no handle—getting stuck is a serious medical risk. Purpose-made anal toys are a much safer bet.
Is masturbation bad or unhealthy?
No. Masturbation is normal, healthy, and even recommended by sexual health professionals. It only becomes problematic when it interferes with your daily life, relationships, or is done in unsafe ways.
Can I reuse a homemade dildo?
Only if it’s non-porous, undamaged, and can be sterilized. Even then, always use a fresh condom with every use. If you’re unsure of its cleanliness—throw it out and try something else.
What’s the safest homemade sex toy for beginners?
A smooth, silicone spatula handle or rounded plastic item with no sharp edges. They’re easy to clean, discreet, and less risky. Pair it with lots of lube and a condom for best results.
What if my DIY toy breaks or gets stuck?
Stop immediately. Don’t try to force it out or use tools—go to a doctor. Medical professionals have seen it all, and it’s better to be safe than risk internal injury.
DIY Fun, But Safety First
Creating a homemade dildo can be a fun, spontaneous way to explore your body and discover new sensations using everyday items—but safety should always come first. From cucumbers to spatula handles, your imagination might be endless, but your body isn’t replaceable.
As long as you wrap it, lube it, and clean it, many household items can double as makeshift toys. Just remember: if it’s fragile, sharp, or questionable—it’s not worth the risk.
If you’d rather skip the trial and error (and avoid a trip to the ER), explore the real deal with body-safe, expert-designed toys like the Rabbit Vibrator. It’s safe, powerful, and ready whenever you are.
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