10 Craziest Sex Positions That Will Blow Your Mind

Want to try something wild in the bedroom? These crazy sex positions aren't your average moves - they're advanced, acrobatic, and definitely adventurous. Some require flexibility, others need strength, and a few might make you laugh before you even try them.

Fair warning: These positions aren't easy. They're called "crazy" for a reason. But if you're up for a challenge and want to spice things up dramatically, this guide shows you 10 of the wildest positions out there.

Before You Try Crazy Positions

Important Reality Check

Understand this first:

Truth	Why It Matters
Crazy ≠ Better	Wild doesn't always mean more pleasure
Risk of injury	These positions can hurt if done wrong
Requires fitness	Need strength and flexibility
Takes practice	Won't work perfectly first time
Not for everyone	Totally okay to skip these

Bottom line: Regular positions often feel better than crazy ones. These are for fun and adventure, not necessarily maximum pleasure.

Learn about safe intimate practices before trying advanced moves.

What You Need

Before attempting:

Physical requirements:

• Decent flexibility (yoga helps!)
• Core strength
• Arm and leg strength
• Good balance
• No joint problems

Safety essentials:

• Clear communication
• Soft landing nearby (bed, pillows)
• Start slow and careful
• Stop if anything hurts
• Have normal position as backup

Mood requirements:

• Sense of humor (you might fall!)
• Willingness to laugh at fails
• No pressure to succeed
• Playful attitude
• Trust in your partner

Understanding sexual wellness basics keeps you safe.

Position 1: The Bridge

Difficulty: Very Hard

What it is:

You arch your back into a full bridge position (like in gymnastics) while your partner straddles you for penetration.

How to do it:

1. Lie on your back
2. Bend knees, feet flat on floor
3. Push up into full bridge
4. Partner straddles and enters
5. Try to hold the position

Why it's crazy:

• Requires serious core strength
• Most people can't hold bridge long
• Very awkward angle
• Arms and abs will burn
• Extremely difficult to maintain

Real talk: Unless you're a gymnast, you probably can't hold this for more than a few seconds. Great for photos, terrible for actual sex.

Don't: Attempt this if you have any back problems.

Position 2: The Wheelbarrow

Difficulty: Hard

What it is:

Like the wheelbarrow race from childhood, but naked. Your hands are on the ground while your partner holds your legs up and enters from behind.

How to do it:

1. Get on hands and knees
2. Partner stands behind you
3. They lift your legs up by ankles
4. You balance on your hands
5. They enter from behind
6. Walk forward together (optional)

Why it's crazy:

• Requires arm strength to hold yourself up
• Partner needs strength to hold your legs
• Weird angle for both people
• Easy to fall over
• Arms get tired fast

Make it easier: Do it over a bed so you can collapse safely when tired.

Position 3: The Octopus

Difficulty: Very Hard

What it is:

Both partners sit facing each other with legs intertwined like tentacles. Very intimate but requires flexibility.

How to do it:

1. Both sit on floor facing each other
2. Spread legs wide
3. Scoot close together
4. Intertwine legs (yours over theirs, theirs over yours)
5. Partner enters
6. Rock together

Why it's crazy:

• Need very flexible hips
• Requires strong abs to stay upright
• Legs will cramp
• Takes coordination
• Intimate eye contact (good or awkward)

Bonus: Great for adding vibration between you - hands are free and it stays in place.

Position 4: The Pretzel

Difficulty: Medium-Hard

What it is:

You lie twisted like a pretzel with one leg up, one leg down, while partner enters from the side.

How to do it:

1. Lie on your side
2. Bottom leg extends straight
3. Top leg bends up toward chest
4. Partner kneels between your legs
5. They enter at an angle
6. Hold your raised leg for support

Why it's crazy:

• Weird twisted position
• Hip flexibility needed
• Unusual angle of penetration
• Can feel very deep
• Partner has great access

Surprisingly: This one is actually pretty comfortable once you get into it. Less crazy than it looks!

Position 5: Standing 69

Difficulty: Expert Level

What it is:

One partner holds the other completely upside down while giving each other oral sex simultaneously. Yes, really.

How to do it:

1. Stronger partner stands
2. Lifts other partner upside down
3. Both give oral simultaneously
4. Try not to fall over

Why it's crazy:

• Requires extreme strength
• Risk of dropping your partner
• Blood rushes to one person's head
• Can't hold it long
• Honestly pretty dangerous

Real talk: This is more of a party trick than actual good sex. Cool to say you did it, but impractical.

Safety: Have a bed or couch RIGHT there for when you get tired.

Position 6: The Helicopter

Difficulty: Hard

What it is:

Partner lies on back, you spin around on top while they stay inside you. Like a helicopter blade.

How to do it:

1. Partner lies flat
2. You get on top, facing them
3. They stay completely still
4. You slowly rotate 360 degrees
5. Partner stays inside the whole time
6. Keep spinning

Why it's crazy:

• Requires penile flexibility
• Can be uncomfortable for partner
• Easy to slip out
• Slow and awkward
• More impressive than pleasurable

Warning: Go SLOW. Fast spinning can hurt your partner.

Position 7: The X Marks the Spot

Difficulty: Medium

What it is:

You lie on your back at the edge of the bed with legs up, partner stands and enters, creating an X shape.

How to do it:

1. Lie at edge of bed
2. Lift both legs straight up
3. Partner stands between your legs
4. They push your legs apart into X shape
5. Enter and thrust while standing

Why it's crazy:

• Very exposed position
• Requires leg flexibility
• Partner controls everything
• Deep penetration angle
• Great G-spot stimulation

Actually good: This one actually feels really good. The angle hits the right spots.

Position 8: The Downstroke

Difficulty: Very Hard

What it is:

You squat over your partner, bouncing up and down while they support you from below.

How to do it:

1. Partner sits or lies down
2. You squat over them (not kneel)
3. Lower yourself onto them
4. Bounce using leg strength
5. Partner helps support your weight
6. Try not to crush them

Why it's crazy:

• Legs burn quickly
• Requires serious leg strength
• Can slip and fall
• Exhausting workout
• Hard to maintain rhythm

Leg day alternative: Your thighs will be sore tomorrow.

For those who want the sensation without the workout, remote-controlled pleasure lets you focus on sensation rather than athletic performance.

Position 9: The Tug of Love

Difficulty: Hard

What it is:

Both partners lean back while holding hands, creating tension and deep penetration.

How to do it:

1. Partner sits with legs extended
2. You sit on top, legs around them
3. Both lean back
4. Hold hands for support
5. Pull against each other
6. Rock back and forth

Why it's crazy:

• Requires core strength from both
• Arms get tired holding on
• Falls apart if anyone lets go
• Hard to maintain position
• But creates nice rocking motion

Actually: The tension creates good grinding motion. Worth trying.

Position 10: The Book Ends

Difficulty: Medium-Hard

What it is:

Both partners stand facing each other, leaning back at angles like bookends holding each other up.

How to do it:

1. Stand facing each other
2. Partner enters while standing
3. Both lean back, creating angles
4. Hold each other for support
5. Weight keeps both balanced
6. Thrust while leaning back

Why it's crazy:

• Requires trust (literally holding each other up)
• Need good balance
• Weird angles
• Can easily fall over
• Looks cooler than it feels

Reality: More of a "look what we can do" position than practical.

Understanding intimacy and trust helps with adventurous positions.

Making Crazy Positions Better

Add Pleasure Enhancement

Since these positions are hard to maintain:

Adding toys that don't require holding helps. You can focus on the position while pleasure continues.

Smart additions:

Hands-free options: Wearable vibration stays in place during acrobatic moves

Warming sensations: Heating features add dimension without extra work

Compact choices: Small but powerful fit into tight positions easily

The benefit: You can attempt the crazy position while still getting consistent stimulation.

Safety Tips (Please Read!)

Injury Prevention

How to stay safe:

1. Warm up first

• Stretch for 5-10 minutes
• Get blood flowing
• Loosen tight muscles
• Like before any workout

2. Use protection

• Pillows for landing
• Soft surfaces
• Remove hard objects nearby
• Bed is safer than floor

3. Start simple

• Try regular version first
• Then add difficulty
• Don't jump to craziest variation
• Build up gradually

4. Communicate constantly

• "Is this okay?"
• "Can you hold this?"
• "I'm getting tired"
• Stop before injury

5. Know when to quit

• Pain means stop
• Exhaustion means stop
• Dizzy = stop immediately
• Save pride, prevent injury

When to Avoid These

Skip crazy positions if:

• Either partner has joint problems
• Back issues or pain
• Recent surgery or injury
• Pregnant
• Dizzy or lightheaded
• Too tired or intoxicated
• Not warmed up physically

Remember: Regular sex is amazing. You don't need to risk injury for excitement.

Learn about exercise and flexibility for safer advanced moves.

Expectations vs Reality

What Usually Happens

The fantasy:

Graceful, sexy, passionate, impressive, photogenic, incredibly pleasurable.

The reality:

What You Imagine	What Actually Happens
Graceful transition	Lots of adjusting and fumbling
Sustained passion	"Wait, how do I...?"
Easy to maintain	Arms shaking, legs cramping
Super pleasurable	Actually kind of uncomfortable
Impressive sexy time	Laughing at failed attempts

The truth: Most crazy positions are more fun to attempt than actually sexy. And that's okay! The laughter and adventure bring you closer.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are crazy sex positions actually better?

No, usually not. Wild positions often prioritize acrobatics over pleasure. Traditional positions like missionary, doggy style, and cowgirl typically feel better because they allow consistent rhythm and stimulation. Crazy positions are for variety and adventure, not necessarily better orgasms.

What if we can't do these positions?

Most people can't! These require serious strength and flexibility. If you can't do them, that's completely normal. Don't force it or you'll get hurt. Stick with positions that feel good and are comfortable for both of you.

How do we practice these safely?

Start by trying them over a bed with lots of pillows around. Go slow, communicate constantly, and quit before anyone gets tired or hurt. Stretch beforehand like you would before exercise. Never push through pain.

Do we need to be in great shape?

For most of these, yes. They require core strength, arm strength, leg strength, and flexibility. If you're not athletic, start with easier positions and work up gradually. Or just enjoy normal positions - they're great too!

Conclusion

Crazy sex positions are fun to attempt and great for adventurous couples looking for a challenge, but they're definitely not necessary for amazing sex. Most require serious athletic ability, carry risk of injury if done wrong, and often don't actually feel as good as simpler positions.

Try them for variety and laughs, but don't feel pressured to master them - comfortable positions you can maintain with good rhythm typically create better orgasms anyway.

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